Having finally read the books, I’ve got Jon Snow theory of my own. Thinking he’s dead, they will “give his body to the fire”, and he will rise from the ashes, wounds healed, and his hair streaked sliver. A mysterious man (Ser Arthur Dayne, who’s not dead.) then comes forward and tells Jon his true parentage. He is Jon Eddard Targaryen I, son of Prince Rhaegar Targaryen and his 2nd wife Lyanna Stark. Close up on Jon’s shocked face, fade to end credits.
There needs to be commercial with a woman coming home to her husband with another woman wanting a threesome then the other woman pulls out jewelry box and says “It’s OK, he went to Jared’s!”
