Red Eyed Rants

Had an idea for a Punisher story where he gets contacted by the father of a victim of a mob boss he “Punished” and the father, now dying of old age, leaves the Punisher a billion dollar fortune. (Complete with a P.A., Lawyer, Accountant, numerous off-shore holdings, and luxury homes!) The billionaire is legit too. An old guy who lost his daughter to a mob boss who “liked little girls”, his wife commits suicide because of it, he’s totally alone except for his loyal staff. He seeks justice onky to find Frank already killed the guy. So he instead decides to help Frank, and leaves him an infrastructure to “fight crime” (kill criminals!) Which surprisingly, the Punisher accepts.

Having finally read the books, I’ve got Jon Snow theory of my own. Thinking he’s dead, they will “give his body to the fire”, and he will rise from the ashes, wounds healed, and his hair streaked sliver. A mysterious man (Ser Arthur Dayne, who’s not dead.) then comes forward and tells Jon his true parentage. He is Jon Eddard Targaryen I, son of Prince Rhaegar Targaryen and his 2nd wife Lyanna Stark. Close up on Jon’s shocked face, fade to end credits.

There needs to be commercial with a woman coming home to her husband with another woman wanting a threesome then the other woman pulls out jewelry box and says “It’s OK, he went to Jared’s!”

LMMFAO

LMMFAO

Makes sense. #Truth

Makes sense. #Truth

Sorry for posting a “Robin dies” spoiler but I just got tired of people saying Robin “got beat down and then killed”. He put up one hell of a fight! He went out Badder Assed than Batman ever could!

Sorry for posting a “Robin dies” spoiler but I just got tired of people saying Robin “got beat down and then killed”. He put up one hell of a fight! He went out Badder Assed than Batman ever could!

Nice! #Truth

Nice! #Truth

BWAHAHAHA!!

BWAHAHAHA!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!! #BeyonceHulk

BWAHAHAHA!!!! #BeyonceHulk

Simple and to the point. #Truth

Simple and to the point. #Truth